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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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