I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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