You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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