i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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