i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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