Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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