I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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