those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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