HIV tests are more positive than that guy
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.