Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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