I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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