The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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