I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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