Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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