Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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