He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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