I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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