I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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