your room smells of hookers.
And success
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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