We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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