I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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