Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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