Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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