i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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