He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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