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  We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO

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  dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (714): View more from California

  there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?

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• (626): View more from California

  So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money

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