yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus