guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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