You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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