Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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