like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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