I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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