just survived the first fart of the relationship.
only if we run a train.
done.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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