Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(831): View more from California

atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.

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(209): View more from California

just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar

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(703): View more from Virginia

yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.

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(845): View more from New York

Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.

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(850): View more from Florida

They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center

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(516): View more from New York

I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?

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