Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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