Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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