Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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