I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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