I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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