Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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