Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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