Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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