He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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