hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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