You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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