I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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