What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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