THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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