so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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