At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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