I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
are you so shy because you have an std?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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