in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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