come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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