Im at strip club and am horny
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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