If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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