pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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