Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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