planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
